I met Crystal and Anne at the Lotte Seomyeon movie theater tonight for a little girls night to catch "Sex and the City 2!" Boy were we unpleasantly surprised! Where do I start...
Samantha and Miley Cyrus showing up to a movie premier in the same tacky dress, Liza Minelli officiating and then singing and dancing to Single Ladies at a gay wedding, Samantha whining about her hormones changing because of menopause, a lesbian nanny who never wears a bra, a boozy karaeokee rendition of "I am Woman" at a belly dancing bar, a random trip to Abu Dabi for Samantha to write a hotel review, a run in with 10 arab women at a book club - reading a Suzanne Summers book, Samantha getting put in jail for making out on the beach and wearing scandalous clothes... It was a complete waste of 2 1/2 hours, with a pointless script, lousy jokes, and horrendous fashion!
So girls, let's have another Cosmopolitan and remember the past fondly! Some shows just shouldn't become movies!
