What happened to me?!!

I woke up this morning, feeling like a 90 year old woman. It took everything within me to get my body out of bed this morning, and there were lots of "oooh, this hurts!!" I almost called someone to come over and pull me up because I could barely move! My neck, back, arms, and leg muscles are so sore from yesterday's jet skiing adventure that I can barely walk, sit or stand! I had to take a batman route to school today just so I didn't have to hobble down the stairs of the subway... I'm moving like a turtle and my kids think it's hilarious! At least someone is smiling!