Kevin saw it...

Today, Kevin saw a student at his elementary school wearing a t-shirt that said "pleasure" on her chest and "suprising happiness here" near her vagina! YIKES

Is teaching Slang such a good idea?

Today, during my teacher class, I taught slang words like sick, sweet, cool, slut, blunt, and chola (because Stella was wearing a shirt that said "Chola Girl" on the front). At the end of the lesson I asked each of them to pick one of the slang words and create a sentence. This is what one of the married male teachers said,

"It makes me feel good when I see a slut."

I didn't sign up for this...

I just got a phone call from Stella to meet her in the Science room for some soy milk. I thought that was a weird thing for us to drink, but off I went to the science room anyway. When I got there, I realized it was NOT soy milk, but rather soy bean paste, mixed with milk. I was handed a FULL cup and took a very tiny sip, knowing that I would probably think it was disgusting. They all laughed and one of the teachers reached her hand to take it from me to drink it herself. They asked me what I thought it tasted like and honestly, the closest thing I could think of was bisquick pancake batter. Now, imagine trying to drink a whole cup of that stuff! These Koreans are crazy! uuuggg

Becoming Fluent!

One of my friends, Charity, asked me how many Korean words I knew, so I started to make a list this afternoon. As of today, I know 90 words! I've typed them with the roman alphabet, for the simple reason that it would take me forever to find all the right hangul keys on the keyboard. So, here's proof! Enjoy,

anyonghaseyo, whoagunshil, mashita, pap, anyonghashimika, kamsamnida, gomahwah, moout, anyong, il, iee, sam, saw, oh, eug, chill, pall, ship, komupsumnida, anyonghekaseyo, odisuh, dongasu, chagi, mashisayo, anyonghekayseyo, chingu, pangapsumnida, mul, juseyo, hanna, dul, set, mashisumnida, chun, beg, yogi, chogi, moyo, nugu nugu, ahn, choiyong, momo, chongso, yobo, seyo, paksushehbansheesh, aul mayeo, omma, appa, odiyo, meeanhamnida, chogum, emo, choiyo, oi, ban, aniyong, ay, yobo, omani, azshuma, ego, imnida, boobi-boobi, jincha, gumbeh, heyjuseyo, chinchang, chooku, bussuh, yepuda, yepoyo, geeyupta, choopta, cromeon, nore, modugesayo, sung seng neim, gyo chung, gyo gam, cheegeh, whey, pi, sukara, chodun, hakyo, jeegineh, chukara

My Korean TV debut

This morning, when I got to school, Stella asked me where I was last night and I told her I went to the Lotte Game. She started laughing and asked, "Did you dance" and I said, "Yes, one time to Sorry, Sorry, Sorry." (This is the song my students taught me the music video dance to.) She immediately started laughing evn harder and asked, "Were you wearing black?" and I said, "yes. why?!" She said, "I was at home sick, so I was watching the game on TV, and you were on TV dancing!